Funny Anecdote

Something funny happened last night.
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Around midnight I was walking on the street and a huge white SUV stops beside me (I was going to the subway station to meet my wife and walk her back home for safety — I do that once in a while since she was attacked one night on her way back from work). The tinted driver’s window goes down and the women at the wheel ask me “You wouldn’t happen to have a quarter, document.write(“”); would you?”

I know that the price of gas is high, but to beg for money is a little far-fetched!

Of course, I would not give any money to someone who’s already wasting so much with a gas-guzzling vehicle…